Also, since it's April, let's wish a Happy 4th Birthday to The Culturephiles -- est. April 1, 2008. While readership has maintained steady at around zero for the last four years, we want to thank anyone that's ever stopped by, and especially those who may have stopped by more than once. To those of you who have gone so far as to leave a comment: our hearts are too full for words. And even though nobody besides myself has even posted since January, let's all take a brief moment to celebrate this meaningless milestone and raise a nonexistent glass.
Happy Birthday to you, you rich source of joy and guilt, you overlooked, under-tended garden of ideas, you ode to Andrew Bird, you stupid blog we lovingly call The Culturephiles.